When life gives you lemons, make lemonade! when life gives you melons, you're dyslexic
back to school tomorrow, 5 days need to fly by!
amazing how you cant even trust your closest friends, they’ll still go behind your back and stab you. hope karma fucks you in the ass with a cactus
boyfriends on his way to see me, haven’t seen him for a month, cant wait!
when your dad saves you from a spider in your room….then pretends to throw it at you, shit a brick